Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Two words: blizzard sex
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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