Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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