i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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