okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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