I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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