if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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