No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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