ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My feet surprised me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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