I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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