Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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