HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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