You really coming over, don't trick.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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