Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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