i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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