I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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