thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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