I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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