No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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