Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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