sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
