You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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