it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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