what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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