My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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