I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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