Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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