were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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