My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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