She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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