Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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