I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
