He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
