Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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