I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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