Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize