I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.