I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.