chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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