Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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