but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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