never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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