We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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