Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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