I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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