I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
