This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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