What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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