VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
