So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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