they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So. Much. Porn.
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