She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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