I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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