Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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