You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
