it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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