I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
A bitchslap is in order.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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