Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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