We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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